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This is the Official Sexual Granny Card™.

🔥 Official Sexual Granny Card – Comedy Collectible by BabyMamaCard.com

Don’t let the gray hair fool you — the Official Sexual Granny Card is here to prove that experience still runs the game. This hilarious parody card celebrates the seasoned diva who’s been around the block and still knows how to turn heads.

• Front Features: Silhouette pose, mock chip, and raised numbers with an expiration date set at age 80 — because she’s still got it.
• Back Message: A sassy declaration of wisdom, confidence, and unapologetic charm: “I’ve been around a while and I know what I’m doing. Experience Counts.”
• Material: Glossy, double-sided plastic with gold-stamped chip and serial number for collectible flair.
• Category: Gag gift, parody credit card, and novelty keepsake.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, retirement roasts, or just to keep in your wallet as a conversation starter. Whether you’re gifting it to a spicy elder or claiming your own status, this card delivers laughs with a wink and a whole lot of attitude.

These cards cannot be used to make purchases or withdraw money from an ATM machine.

💋 “She don’t swipe for love — she charges by experience.

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